R got an Open at the Close ticket off the waiting list!!! This is so exciting! We are going to open at the close together!!
OMG Emma told me you're going to Smith in the fall? We should hang out next semester!
Yes! I can’t believe I didn’t tell you yet! I will absolutely hang out with you next semester! :)
I am also gonna call this an open call to anyone going to smith or any of the five colleges next year, hit me up guys! My ask box is open and I would love to be all of your friends.
There seems to be a new visitor at my library… #brooklinepubliclibrary #library
#I don't frequently have to shit on marvel because I continually see them making an effort
#to be less sexist
#more welcoming for people who are not straight white guys
#and I just don't see DC giving a single fuck
#I like to point out Marvel's progress with a passive-digressive note to DC
#because I know that DC has a history to responding to what is making other comic makers (esp marvel) popular
#so I want them to understand
#when their marketing team goes digging
#that it is this simple to make people like you and end all the trash talk
#sorry that got out of hand
stop shitting on DC to feel better about Marvel 2k14
Let me be perfectly clear. I don’t shit on DC because it allows me to compliment Marvel by comparison, I do it because I expect DC to get the message that they are fucking up and get better.
Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.
Damn, I’m so ready for this.
ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.
ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time.
ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score.
ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs.
ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool.
ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.
ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame.
ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying.
ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.
ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.
ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving.
ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results.
INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke.
INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly.
INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water.
INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.
- "I just really need to have you here right now."
- "Didn’t you see what I did?!"
- "Oh fuck, oh FUCK."
- "Please come get me."
- "Where are you?!"
- "I’m coming, just sit tight!"
- "Look at me - just breathe, okay?"
- "I can’t breathe!"
- "You don’t have to stay."
- "It’s all my fault."
- "It’s all YOUR fault!"
- "Don’t fucking touch me."
- "Please I just… really need space right now."
- "I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere."
- "I’m gonna be sick."
- "Ever wonder if the world would be better off without you… ?"
- "I’m sick of being USELESS."
- "You’re not useless."
- "Shit, are you bleeding?!"
- "Please, put it DOWN."
- "Shh, c’mere…"
- "It’s okay to cry…"
- "Don’t listen to them. Don’t you EVER listen to them."
- "I’m not cut out for this."
- "Just leave me ALONE."
- "Please listen to me-"
- "You can trust me."
- "Don’t trust me."
- "What happened doesn’t change anything."
So I am alone in the office and nothing is happening time to get paid to watch in the flesh.
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
All four Age of Ultron concept art pieces.
Why is nobody lining up the top two like they should be??
For reserve who asked for someone to draw Steve and Bucky in this picture:
HOLY MOLY THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO METHANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. You are so incredibly talented. Guys, how amazing is this??
BRAIN SAYS STOP (HEART SAYS GO) || "I’ll do my best, don’t get upset. Sometimes my brain says no, but my heart says yes." A pre-season 3 Stiles Stilinski character study.
Vid by fiveyearmission for gyzym, music by FM Static. NB: this has a somewhat abrupt ending. I started it before season 3 began, and couldn’t get myself go back to it after that, but I’m still proud of what’s there, so…claiming WIP amnesty. :)